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MMC Drabble- Jeff the Killer Incident

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     Artemis pressed one last button on his computer.
     "They've made quite the impressive replica of my father's study," Artemis admitted.
     "Indeed," Butler agreed.
     "It really is the work of Emotion Program, or EP, the artificial intelligence computer. She is quite the marvel of science. She's capable of learning similarly to a sentient being, she is subordinate when appropriate, and she has remarkably complex emotions for a machine. Her hard drive has a system of tubes with chemicals that create artificial emotions, which are triggered by certain social and physical stimuli. It's incredible. I'm wondering if—?"
     At that moment, Ben barged through the door and slamed a laptop onto the floor, revealing a flashing picture of Jeff the Killer. The computer was whaling.
     Ben points to the computer threateningly; panting, his face flushed, and his eyes wide like a maniac.
     Butler pulled out his sig saucer long ago. Artemis would have told him to put his gun away, but Ben looked terrifying.
     No one moved.
     Ben whips out two fingers in front of him. "Twice!" he yells. "Twice you've spammed my PC! Motherfucker, do you seriously want me to get a Mac that badly? You'd keep me from sleep and make me smash my own computer twice? I mean, seriously! Why would you spam my computer with that Nightmare Fuel twice? What is it? Do you want me to stop calling you Vegeta? Is that it? Do you want me to stop using Thriller against you? Do you want me to stop using TV tropes?"
     There's a pause.
     "What… I don't… what is… what is… why?" He says at last. "Why? Why did… why would you… why?"
     After another pause, he pointed at the computer sharply. "Look at that," he said, "look at that and think about what you've done."
He slams the door behind him.
     Before the awkward pause could set in, Ben opened the door again. "Now look at my watch," he said, pointing to it. There was a third pause, and then he said, "Now look at the killer." He points to the PC, careful not to look at it, "Now back to me," He does a washing motion around his face with his hands. He leaves for the last time, slamming the door behind him.
     "Go to sleep!" Jeff from the computer screen screamed.
WARNING: One swear word. Only one.

Middle of the night drabble!
Things like this always pass through my head, but I rarely write them down. This references a lot of things I haven't even put to paper yet.
Anyway, how'd I do on Artemis? I know I totally screwed up Ben.

Takes place in Multi-universe Main Characters Club Headquarters, or MMCHQ. Checkout my story MMC if you haven't heard of it.

I just posted this for feedback. Not sure if this is MMC or WAD (the sequel).

Ben 10 belongs to MoA
Artemis Fowl belongs to Eoin Colfer
Jeff the Killer belongs to Creepy Pasta

May be moved to scraps or deleted. I don't know, It's the middle of the night. :/
© 2012 - 2024 Cleverun
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Ah, this made me laugh out loud! It doesn't really matter if Ben's out of character. He has a pretty wide range of emotions. Artimus was well done. Perhaps a little too explanatory, but well described none the less. Which Old Spice commercial is this?